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Improvathon 7 |
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Once per semester, we hold a 26-hour improv marathon. It's crazy. It's kooky. It's downright stupid. But we do it anyway. This one, the 7th, was held on February 22nd-23rd, 10:00AM-12:00PM. Yay!!! Here's a list of improvers who have just increased their improvathon count: One time:
Two times:
Three?? times:
Four times:
Five times:
Six times:
Seven for Seven:
Some people only showed up for part of the 26 hours, on account of not being crazy:
Memorable Quotes:Robin: What does it say? Gavin (reading along a wall): Don't keep reading this–giant pit of snakes–" From Pet Peeves: Jander: "They say 'can you see this?' and no, I can't. YOU PUT COCAINE IN MY EYES!" Ryan: "Because that's what you thought the law should be!" "It's okay if they laugh at you, we're comedians" - Jynx explaining the glories of musical improv. Adam the lumberjack: "What's your arsenal like?" Craig the frog: "Well, we've got green legs and green arms" "The chalk gets smaller everytime I use it" - Nate as hippy sidewalk chalker Jynx: Actually we need to take the whale blubber out of Pepsi. Stu: But it'll taste like Coke then. Hillary the witch: Don't you have a weapon? Craig the superhero: What do I need a weapon for? You've got "eye of toad" "Let's talk to another satisfied customer!" "My home used to have ninjas . . . and now it doesn't! Thank you, 'we hate ninj - Craig, Jerry, and Gavin's commercials for ninja exterminators "Ottoman, schomottoman, he peed on my chair!" "Personals - looking for a good landscaper for a good time" - Gavin "Jesus Whirlwind!" - Gavin, Dan, and more Plates:Shawn - "Art Afficianado" (screw spelling) for his "nude man on ladder" scene Z - Spiderman issues for his comic book store scene Hillary - "Die Miss Piggy" for destroying her piggy bank for a few pennies John M - "Anti-Equadore" Plate for his "individuality can" Je77 - "Lord of the Chairs" for getting us to move chairs for next door's show and for getting us to put 20 people on 4 chairs Amy - "Size Doesn't Matter" for pointing out that the group of small people were doing better than the group of big people. Tony - "EMERGENCY PLATE" - in reference to his Emergency can of Mt. Dew Bryan - "Closet Hippy" Plate Dan - "Director's Original Sin" plate since we spent a while in the Garden of Eden during his section Gavin - "nude man on ladder" plate Adam - "you've got a lot of balls" for his warmups Jynx - "1-800-serenade" for calling his imaginary girlfriend so that she could hear us serenade them together Nate - "My plate gets smaller everytime I use it" Ryan - "BEE! BEE! I'm a BEE and I'm in your BONNET!" Craig - "Your fate is SEALed" - for the scene about the 007 seal (I forget the character's name) Memorable Moments According to Craig:Nate coming back onstage wearing Kristan's shirt over his headduck duck goose goose goose goose john lennon's body as a collectable jynx's pantamime scene relay - humorous combinations between clowns, dancers, boxers, constant deniers, crying, etc Bench solo during un-hippy drum circle Waiting in line to microwave pasta Jerry gave blood Ryan making Craig's "batman" sounds during "tarantula's on ice" scene Battle of good vs evil during Je77's section We actually made a decent estimation on food Adam's visualization exercises people falling asleep in the middle of scenes tony's re-verse "well, I was going to do X, but person A already did it" - several of the directors |
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