Jordan Rakes

Jordan Rakes


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10th street is a magical place to the north of Georgia Tech's campus. It may not seem that way, but have you ever seen the patches of grass there with unnecessary steps that lead to nowhere? That's where the invisible ninja unicorns live. You don't know because they're invisible, but I know. I am their emmisary and bring their message to the rest of the world, ignorant of their existence. o_o Be afraid, for the time draws nigh when Buttercup the Destroyer will lead his minions against the human race.
They're invisible and ninjas and unicorns. We don't have a chance.
Until then however everyone should continue their lives as normal as I shall. Normal activities like the genetic engineering of squirrels to follow orders and eat the brains of my enemies. Everyone needs a hobby.

ZOMG TINY JORDAN!

Philosophy:
When you assume, you make an 'ass' out of you ('u') and 'me'. I think; therefore I am. I cannot prove that I think, therefore I must assume that I think.
Thus the act of thought makes an ass out of myself and everyone else.
Thinking before you speak doesn't really help because you are an ass, and it doesn't really matter what you say because you are talking to other asses.
So don't think; improvise.

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