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Russell came to this land by way of flying pirate ship, having hijacked it after slaying its entire crew with his crazy ninja skills. The ship crashed into the Folk parking lot, which is convnient since that is the building where he moved in. After the first semester, Jeff Probst called a vote, and the other contestants/residents felt threatend by Russell's awesome, and voted him off the dorm.
The tribe had spoken, and Russell left, leaving behind only a can of Mixed Vegetables to remind the Folkians of their vast sin. It is believed that most Folk inhabitants died shortly thereafter, when the flying pirates Russell killed on his journey resurrected as evil zombies, and Russell was not there to save them.
Whether or not Russell would have saved them is debated, but it is widely believed that Russell would eventually have tired of the groans of "Arrrr" and "Braaaaiiins," and would thusly reslay the salty sea undead.
Making the journey cross the vast plains of Georgia Tech's campus, Russell settled in the land of Hanson, where he stayed for a time.
Over the following summer, Russell went on a nationwide tour to many locations, where the denizens often treated him to free lodgings and food. Accusations that these people were relatives, and Russell was bumming these things are COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED.
Banding forces with Scott, MC, and Greg, Russell formed a new bastion for badassery in the northern structure of the Center Street Apartments. The forces of apartment N203 became engaged in what has come to be known as the Buzz Bobble-head Conflict (as no real declaration of war was issued).
It was during this time that Russell acquired a new look. He suddenly found himself wearing a rather formidable beard.
The beard enhanced all of Russell's awesome abilities. He was at least 3 times as manly, in addition to other benefits. Russell soon discovered that this beard was actually an alien symbiote, intent on fusing permanently with him and controlled his body while he slept. Struggling against the beard and the power it offered, Russell found his way to the Campanile. At the stroke of the hour, the fountain's ring weakened the beard enough for Russell to shave it off. The beard was left bitter by Russell's rejection, and sought a new host...
Time took its toll on this haven for Awesome, room N203, and soon only Russell remained in the room, now faced with an apartment of strangers. One roommate shared Russell's first and middle names, and was a doppleganger looking to replace our hero. A fierce battle ensued, and many lives were lost. Standing atop the hill made of the dead, was Russell. He was victorious. However, a pile of bodies that big really smells, so, rather than wait for housing or the homicide unit of the GTPD to clean it up, Russell moved to a room with a number more befitting his status. He then resided in room 001A of Center Street Apartments.
Russell then trekked across the vast plains of the campus, and came to reside in the impenetrable fortress known as North Avenue Apartments, where he remains to this day. It was also at this time that Russell was elected leader of Let's Try This!, which he also remains to this day.
Additional Information:
Russell plays World of Warcraft: 80 Blood Elf Death Knight, 70 Troll Shaman, 60 Tauren Hunter (For the Horde!)
Russell is a Computational Media major.
Russell often wears a red hooded sweatshirt.
Russell also does stand-up comedy.
Russell moved to Atlanta from LaFayette, GA, but has previously lived in Virginia, North Carolina, and southern Georgia.
Russell is always down for some Taco Bell.
The most common ways to kill a vampire include: Decapitation, incineration, stake through the heart, and exposure to sunlight.
ZOMG! TINY RUSSELL!!!
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Josh and Tamra gave Russell googly eyes. Then this happened.
=====================================================================Apple Pi.
An American classic and a mathematical classic in one dish! Makes a nice apple pie and prints Pi. Your baking dish should be a pre-made piecrust pan.
Ingredients.
3 cups apples
1 tablespoon lemon juice
3 tablespoons flour
7 tablespoons sugar
2 g cinnamon
1 g nutmeg
60 g brown sugar
1 tablespoon butter
Cooking time: 50 minutes.
Pre-heat oven to 204 degrees Celsius.
Method.
Put apples into mixing bowl.
Add lemon juice.
Add flour.
Add sugar.
Add cinnamon.
Combine nutmeg into mixing bowl.
Combine brown sugar into mixing bowl.
Mix the mixing bowl well.
Liquify contents of the mixing bowl.
Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.
Serves 1.
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