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Kim Bryant |
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Kim eats babies. She has been notorious for ransacking numerous nurseries for what she calls "the treasure." Sometimes, Kim talks in her sleep and will give a sermon for hours about how squirrels and bunnies are rabid, therefore, we should not touch them. Kim lives in Fitten hall; legend has it that her roommate is the most awesome person on the face of the earth. Long ago, on the shores of Calcutta, there was born a large unicorn. His name was alliteration. However, this unicorn did not like his name and had to go through a lengthy process in order to change it. Now, his name is David Hasselhoff, and he lives in an underwater tower in Los Angeles, California. "I wanna touch your nose...Can I touch your nose?" "I feel like my pants are falling off and I am going to throw up. I have no idea how those two relate."
Kim knows Shaquille O' Neal's secret and forbidden love for kittens, and she's not afraid to tell people about it through the art of puppet theatre.
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