there once was a man, , and he was very sad.

there once was a woman, , and she was very sad.

was very sad because never talked to him

was very sad because had been killed in a tragic accident involving .

There had been an upsurgence in related homicides in in the recent months.

Since hadn't seen in a while, she wanted another pet.

thought that it would be a great idea to buy a new pet.

Sadly, was the last living animal of it's kind in

Often times people would feed to

Recently, the supply of had been tainted.

and hadn't heard about the poisoned .

normally had a hard gritty texture, and that was what liked about it.

went to the pet store and asked if they had any left in stock.

Obviously they did not.

was once again very sad.

Meanwhile, was feeling blue, so she decided to go to .

found a big plate of , and decided it looked tasty.

As he was walking home, saw about to eat .

ran over and stopped from eating .

Everyone lived happily ever after........except who was still dead.

The End