. He lived luxuriously at his beautiful estate,
, in the land of many 
. was happy, and his family, too. But all was
not well in Land.
Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince, . He lived luxuriously at his beautiful estate,
, in the land of many . was happy, and his family, too. But all was
not well in Land.
An evil ninja witch, 
, recently moved next door, unbeknownst to the friendly neighborhood.
With her, she carried maniacal plan. Upon the nearest full moon
would ride the winds upon her broom, fully clad in her ninja mask, and put
her malevolent plot into reality. Until that time, spent her evenings practicing her signature cackling -
cackling in the worse possible way, with her fingers tapping slowly together - "Eee hee hee hee!"
On the morning of the marked day, was feeling particularly active, and left the computer in his
bat cave for a morning walk, grabbing a handful of to eat along the way.
He left for a nearby lake, in which he wished to relax. Alas, the
many restless hours in front of a computer screen in a dark room at took its toll. As the sun rose at noon, his dilated
eyes were no match for its intensity, and upon the grassy shore of the lake, fell.
Upon waking at night, thought nothing of his momentary collapse, and headed home for dinner. As he entered the dining
hall of , he was surprised by the presence of a 
at the table!
"What has happened?" questioned his friend at the table.
"David turned into a !"
"No way," said .
"Way," said his friend, who shortly in a puff of smoke turned into a !
A signature cackle ricketed through the halls of , and a ninja was in the room.
"Ha ha!" giggled, "I have cast a spell upon the land's ! Anyone who
eats shall be turned into a !"
"No way," said .
"Way!" responded delightedly, "And you shall, too!"
"But I have not eaten since noon!"
"Oh no!" cried, and was quickly shrunken to by his magic.
She was quickly exiled, shrunken and shamed, and cured the populace. Everyone in town cheered
over a feast of , and lived happily ever after.