"It's a great night to hit the . I wonder if there'll be at ." thought to himself. He gazed into the mirror and asked Cletus, his pet , "Do you think tonight's the night I'll meet the one?" The replied, "Look! I laid an egg!"

said, "Well, you're no help. I'm going to get dressed for ."

Meanwhile, was washing her in chocolate milk. She said to Bertha, her , "I'm craving . Maybe there'll be some at . Shall we head out after your bath?" The said, "Feed me pickles!" rolled her eyes and hopped in the tub too.

Later that evening, and Cletus rode to on their unicycle. scanned the venue for babes. "It doesn't look like we're going to have much luck tonight," he said to the .

Cletus replied, "I pooped a hammer."

Shortly after and Cletus arrived, and Bertha showed up on a skateboard. caught a glimpse of in the corner of his eye. He shouted "Holy !"

said, "Where? Where? I've been craving all night!" was shocked. He'd never met a chick that was as crazy about as he was. He had to make a move.

He approached and Bertha, and said, "You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus." was so flattered that she fell into his arms and said, "Feed me !"

Bertha looked at Cletus and said, "That's the first time in history that calculus has gotten anybody some action."

The End.