was placed in charge of catering a dinner banquet.
However, is very bad at cooking.
As a solution, decided to take some introductory cooking classes at the local .
On the first day of class, he met his teacher .
is very strange though.
Upon walking into the classroom, he was surrounded by random animals like parrots and iguanas and even a !
The first thought to pop into 's head was "Umm is this sanitary?"
simply acted like everything was normal, so he just shrugged it off.

After a week of class, thought he was learning a lot.
complimented him on a lot of his meals.
However, every once in awhile, a parrot would fly into 's food, and he would scream "Oh Poo!"
Anyways, for the dinner banquet, he decided to make since that was his final project in class which he practiced preparing a lot.
granted him access to the classroom kitchen, so he could borrow the supplies and appliances.
was very proud of her star pupil!

On the morning of the banquet, began preparing his popular .
was forced to work around the random creatures because let them live in the classroom.
Little did know, 's pet jumped into the oven while he was baking the crust for the .
poked her head in and said "Oh my! Whatever is in the over smells delicious!"
Though this may appear to be a morbid series of events, the is actually magical and can withstand long periods of intense heat!
Thus, the was baked into the crust and began to hibernate because it was so comfortable.

's time to shine finally arrived when everyone gathered for the banquet.
felt so pleased as everyone seemed to enjoy his until there was a sudden loud shriek!
A lady jumped up, pointed at the prancing around in her , and shouted "OMG!!! What IS that?!"
Apparently, the had awoken from its nap when the lady started poking it with a fork.
's cooking career was officially ruined, and he decided to keep his day job at the local asylum.